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Dungeon Crawler Carl

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy, Thriller
Year
2020
Pages
481
Contents

Chapter 1

Overview

Carl and Donut enter floor eight in Havana and learn they’re trapped in a starting structure until phase two begins in 14 days. Cascadia explains the floor is a playable “memory” of Earth on December 10: people are intangible ghosts, but objects and terrain are real, destructible, and lootable (though loot will not carry past the floor collapse).

The big constraint is squad construction: fixed squads must be filled by capturing regional folklore monsters using limited flags that convert targets into summonable T’Ghee totems, which can be traded or stolen. Donut chooses the Master Telephone Psychic class for improved mapping and control spells, while Carl begins negotiating with Prepotente—now confirmed in the Bahamas—for valuable Size-Up potions.

Summary

Carl and Princess Donut arrive on the eighth floor, “The Ghosts of Earth,” inside El Capitolio in Havana, Cuba. They discover the doors and windows are effectively sealed: exterior areas are “not yet unlocked,” and the stairwell exit requires a key they do not have.

As squad chats light up, other allies report similar lockdowns in their chosen regions (a Great Wolf Lodge water park in the western U.S., Iceland, Beijing, and Ecuador). The group realizes parties have been split into fixed squads of up to five, and everyone has to coordinate under the new constraints while they wait for the floor’s full explanation.

During the delay, Donut consults Mordecai about her forced class selection and rejects “Agony Urchin” in favor of “Master Telephone Psychic.” The choice upgrades her scouting and combat utility: her map expands to cover the whole building, and she gains spells like Brain Freeze, Bad Attitude, and Why Are You Hitting Yourself?, plus a substantial Intelligence boost.

Cascadia delivers the floor announcement: phase one lasts 14 days, during which crawlers are confined to a replica “memory” of Earth as of December 10. Human and animal “ghosts” are non-interactive, but the physical environment is real and can be looted or destroyed, though items taken from the memory will turn to dust when the floor collapses.

The central mechanic is squad-building. Each region contains folklore-based monsters; the squad leader receives 20 flags that can be planted in near-dead living entities (or noncorporeal monsters) to convert them into T’Ghee totems that become summonable squad minions. Squads must fill their extra slots with captured creatures or risk random assignment when phase two begins, and totems can be traded or stolen; only one T’Ghee card can be kept after the floor ends. After the announcement, Donut reports Prepotente is in the Bahamas and wants Carl to read him the lore book; Carl offers to do it in exchange for half of Prepotente’s Size-Up potions as a new saferoom door appears.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Squad leader in Cuba; absorbs floor rules, plans squad-building, negotiates with Prepotente for potions.
  • Princess Donut
    Chooses starting region; selects Master Telephone Psychic class and gains new mapping and control spells.
  • Cascadia
    Announcer who explains floor eight phases, Earth-memory environment, squads, flags, and T’Ghee totems.
  • Mordecai
    Advises Donut’s class choice and explains what T’Ghee totems are like in prior seasons.
  • Prepotente
    Offscreen; located in the Bahamas and asks Carl to read lore, holding valuable Size-Up potions.
  • Imani
    Checks in from the western U.S. region; reports lockdown and party/squad separation issues.
  • Katia
    Reports starting in Iceland with a locked stairwell requiring a key.
  • Elle
    Comments on the floor-skip and region choices; coordinates check-ins and expresses concern.
  • Li Na
    Reports being in Beijing with many crawlers present; confirms Chris is with her group.
  • Florin
    Reports his starting region as Ecuador after leaving Katia’s party.
  • Miss Beatrice
    Referenced as a potential target for emotional manipulation via Earth-memory locations like the Bahamas.
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