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Dungeon Crawler Carl

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy, Thriller
Year
2020
Pages
481
Contents

Chapter 23

Overview

Carl secretly visits the Penis Parade to meet Damascus Steel, a dancer tied to Princess Donut and Katia’s network. Damascus Steel leads Carl through a hidden portal into the Guild of Suffering, where the system reveals Carl is already a member and marks the moment with a major achievement. The chapter shifts Carl from public plotting to covert faction involvement, setting up whatever awaits behind the guild’s inner door.

Summary

Carl slips away from the Desperado Club and enters the Penis Parade, a male strip club, checking over his shoulder to ensure no other crawlers see him. System notifications mockingly reward him with an achievement and tip money, while he takes in the chaotic scene: rowdy female NPCs pelt a naked troll dancer, Author Steve Rowland, with coins as a crocodilian “Bucket Boy” scrambles to collect them.

As Carl scans the bar for his contact, an elderly dancer, Dong Quixote, approaches and flirts, then relaxes when Carl asks instead for “Damascus Steel.” Carl notices a crowned skeleton DJ chastising an audience member named Rosemarie for hitting the dancer in the face with coins, and he passes by Anaconda, one of the club’s featured dancers, to reach a solitary figure in the shadows.

Carl finds Damascus Steel by the distinctive spiderweb tattoo on Damascus Steel’s elbow. Damascus Steel—an ifrit—recognizes Carl, noting that Princess Donut speaks highly of him and that Katia helped convince Carl to come. Damascus Steel guides Carl toward a back row of private cubicles, maintaining the club’s performative atmosphere as onlookers jeer and speculate.

Inside the last cubicle, Carl spots a concealed portal door and captures a glimpse of the torch-lit corridor beyond. Damascus Steel opens the hidden passage, and Carl steps through into the “Guild of Suffering,” where the system welcomes him as a “spider” and informs him he has entered a hidden guild to which he is already a member, awarding him an achievement after an extensive, sardonic “lesson” about secret societies. Pressed by Damascus Steel to hurry, Carl finally opens the carved spiderweb door at the end of the hall and enters.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Sneaks into the Penis Parade, meets Damascus Steel, and enters the hidden Guild of Suffering.
  • Damascus Steel
    Ifrit dancer with matching spiderweb tattoo; recognizes Carl and escorts him into the guild portal.
  • Dong Quixote
    Elderly male dancer who flirts with Carl and points him toward Damascus Steel.
  • Author Steve Rowland
    Forest troll stripper onstage, injured when an audience member hits his face with a coin.
  • Rosemarie
    Older dwarf patron reprimanded for aiming coins at the dancer’s face; heckles Carl.
  • Bucket Boy
    Young crocodilian employee collecting thrown tip coins into a bucket during performances.
  • Anaconda
    High-level quarter naga lead dancer; briefly appraises Carl as Carl passes by.
  • Crowned Skeleton DJ
    Club DJ/announcer who manages the show and scolds patrons over the loudspeaker.
  • Bernie
    Rosemarie’s mole-like pet perched on her shoulder, snuffling at Carl.
  • Princess Donut
    Mentioned as speaking highly of Carl and connected to Damascus Steel.
  • Katia
    Mentioned as the person who convinced Carl to contact Damascus Steel.
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