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Dungeon Crawler Carl

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy, Thriller
Year
2020
Pages
481
Contents

Chapter 38

Overview

Carl reunites with Donut in the Florida Keys after a major location-selection glitch briefly labels their destination as Iowa and misplaces the key marker. The system “fixes” the error by physically transplanting the key location into their region as a massive dirt mound, and Donut reveals they must collect nine tokens before the final key fight.

As other crawlers report being scattered worldwide and key locations tied to people from their pasts, Carl and Donut push forward despite the time limit. They begin the token trail by instantly killing a token-bearing Babababoon and confirm the tokens are numbered.

Summary

Carl appears in a dark, old Victorian house in Monroe County, Florida, on December 24th, with 46 hours to collect the exit key. Donut panics because the selection UI glitched: it briefly claimed Iowa, then placed them in the Florida Keys, and the key marker initially stayed “in Iowa” on the map. After a short system pause and a small quake, the map corrects itself and the key marker relocates nearby.

Carl reviews new notifications. Emberus updates the quest about his dead son, warning that the primordial goddess Nekhebit has returned and instructing Carl to question a Nekhebit priestess at a temple. Huanxin (using the spider quest channel as Eileithyia) confirms she will honor their agreement, threatens Carl if he warned Odette, and the “Spiders” quest completes with instructions to visit an Eileithyia temple for a boon; Carl doubts they will get much from it. Carl messages Katia, who reports her own selection glitch: she was offered “Ukraine,” but arrived in Vietnam.

Zev contacts Carl and Donut to apologize and explains the selection system is malfunctioning across the crawl: some squads got four choices, some only one, some none, and one leader even chose the ocean. When Carl and Donut step outside, they find a quiet beach road populated only by memory ghosts. Donut launches an intensified Torch spell, revealing the key location is atop an enormous, unstable mound of dirt piled over the narrow island; Zev confirms they effectively transplanted the key location from Iowa to Florida to avoid further breakage.

As they move toward the mound, Donut explains the key’s rules: they must collect nine numbered tokens before they can fight the final opponent for the key, and token-bearing monsters with card decks form a path toward the mound. Imani demands a team check-in, and the group learns most crawlers are scattered worldwide due to the glitches: Florin is in eastern Nigeria (separated from Lucia Mar), Li Jun’s group (including Chris) is deeper in China, Elle’s squad is in Belgium while Imani is stuck in Detroit, and Prepotente is in northern Italy. Katia adds that her key location is tied to Da Nang, where it points to an apartment building connected to Tran’s ex-wife and estranged mother, reinforcing Elle’s warning that the floor may weaponize personal memories.

Carl and Donut engage their first local token-bearer: a level-45 Babababoon posed like a video-game encounter in a parking lot near a saferoom and a Desperado Club marked “Closed for emergency renovations.” Carl kills it instantly with a sticky hob-lobber before it can draw a card. Donut loots a “2” token and notes her earlier kill yielded token “1,” confirming a numbered progression, and she spots more red dots leading down the road toward the dirt mound.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Arrives in Florida Keys, assesses glitch, coordinates team check-ins, starts token hunt.
  • Princess Donut
    Explains selection glitch, uses Torch spell, reveals nine-token requirement, loots token #2.
  • Mongo
    Kills and eats Robert’s corpse; follows Carl and Donut during initial token encounters.
  • Zev
    Explains widespread selection-choice malfunctions and confirms key location was transplanted from Iowa.
  • Huanxin (as Eileithyia)
    Messages Carl through spider quest, threatens Katia and Donut, completes quest and directs to temple.
  • Katia
    Reports her own Ukraine/Vietnam glitch and warns her key location is linked to Tran’s family.
  • Imani
    Demands group check-in; reveals she is stuck in Detroit with a key location tied to someone she knows.
  • Elle
    Warns others not to be manipulated by memory-ghost loved ones; reports her squad is in Belgium.
  • Emberus
    Updates quest, instructing Carl to interrogate a Nekhebit priestess about the death of Emberus’ son.
  • Mordecai
    Referenced as advising Donut about her sailor hat’s card-related benefits and tradeoffs.
  • Robert the Human
    Donut’s first opponent in phase two; his corpse remains in the house as Mongo dismembers it.
  • Bababababoon
    Level-45 token-bearing mob Carl kills instantly; drops cards, totems, and token #2.
  • Florin
    Check-in reveals he is in eastern Nigeria and separated from Lucia Mar.
  • Lucia Mar
    Mentioned as out of contact with Florin after glitches scatter the teams.
  • Li Jun
    Reports his crew remains in China but has been moved farther inland.
  • Chris
    Noted as traveling with Li Jun’s group during the post-glitch check-in.
  • Prepotente
    Reported to be somewhere in northern Italy after the selection glitches.
  • Tran
    Mentioned because Katia’s key location targets an apartment linked to Tran’s ex-wife and mother.
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