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Dungeon Crawler Carl

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy, Thriller
Year
2020
Pages
481
Contents

Chapter 8

Overview

A heavily redacted recap ends with Cascadia unveiling the floor’s real-time card-combat rules, forcing squads to build decks around totems and protecting a squad leader who loses magic and inventory access during deck fights. Carl and Donut realize survival in part two will depend on deck quality, escape options, and practice in saferoom arenas. The chapter pivots when Samantha is eaten by a unique spider-demigoddess mage, Shi Maria, prompting Carl to plan a dangerous rescue and even consider recruiting the monster.

Summary

The recap episode is mostly redacted, showing only scattered highlights of other crawlers being killed by bizarre monsters and brief footage of Elle and Prepotente capturing powerful totems. Mordecai spots Prime Minister Glory near Kevin the announcer, calling it unusual, and says he plans to get gossip by stealing a newsletter; he also urges Carl to find a Desperado Club for supplies.

After the show, the leaderboard refreshes with little change: Prepotente remains first, Princess Donut second, and Carl third. New faces include Osvaldo, a level-60 Curupira ranger, and Burcu, a level-59 Porsuk swashbuckler; Carl recalls that Burcu, Osvaldo, and Prepotente fought after Imogen’s death on the previous floor while Carl was knocked out.

Cascadia then delivers a long announcement explaining the floor’s card-based combat system. Squads must keep six totems active in their deck, and card types include totems, utility, snare, mystic, and special. Carl learns that in deck-to-deck combat using the deck becomes mandatory, and the squad leader loses access to regular magic and the inventory system until the deck is played out, making protection and synergy crucial.

Carl explains the implications to Donut, emphasizing the real-time nature of fights, uncertainty about opponents’ decks, and the need for escape and snare options. Katia starts compiling known card types, while Mordecai predicts part two of the floor will involve intelligent deck-using enemies and a push toward a boss holding a stairwell key. Carl decides they should use the saferoom’s new practice arena to test their totems, including Geraldo.

Before they go, Samantha messages with “good news and bad news”: she has found a powerful mage who could restore Samantha to a body, but Samantha was eaten by the creature. Samantha describes the monster as a spider-like demigoddess in a southern coastal swamp, surrounded by webs, named Shi Maria with many aliases. Consulting the Bahamas book, Carl confirms the unique monster and, despite its terrifying abilities, begins considering Shi Maria as a potential recruit while planning how to rescue Samantha without being crippled by insanity or blindness attacks.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Squad leader; absorbs new deck-combat rules and plans to rescue Samantha from Shi Maria.
  • Princess Donut
    Carl’s teammate; reacts to card system and identifies Shi Maria’s many names, dubbing her “Bedlam Bride.”
  • Mordecai
    Advisor; notes Prime Minister Glory’s presence and warns part two will feature intelligent deck-using mobs.
  • Cascadia
    System announcer; explains the card/deck combat mechanics and promotes killing squads for their cards.
  • Samantha
    Scout; claims to have found a pulpmancer-like mage but gets eaten and calls for rescue.
  • Shi Maria
    Unique spider-demigoddess mage in the swamp; has dangerous permanent-affliction attacks and many aliases.
  • Prepotente
    Top-ranked crawler; shown capturing a giant bat and remains #1 on the leaderboard.
  • Elle
    Crawler highlight; beats a sasquatch and captures it with her flag during the recap footage.
  • Katia
    Ally in chat; starts organizing a list of known card types after Cascadia’s announcement.
  • Prime Minister Glory
    Syndicate leader spotted on the broadcast; his appearance alarms Mordecai.
  • Osvaldo
    New leaderboard entry; level-60 Curupira ranger, previously involved in a post-Imogen fight.
  • Burcu
    New leaderboard entry; level-59 Porsuk swashbuckler, briefly known from earlier events.
  • Kevin the announcer
    Broadcast host; appears briefly in the studio segment before the feed goes blank.
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