Dungeon Crawler Carl
by Matt Dinniman
Contents
Chapter 18
Overview
Carl forces his way into Club Vanquisher to treat SlugPox and is escorted by Emberus’s high cleric, Pater Coal, into a secret Emberus temple. During an unsettling “sacrament,” Carl receives new direction on Emberus’s god-quest: Apito’s impossible memorial crystal may be the key, and both Katia’s crossbow and Donut’s oak bracelet are implicated as crucial leads.
Carl gains a temporary floor boon, pays heavily for a cure, and is then banned from the club for three days, tightening the group’s options. Back in the saferoom, tension spikes as Katia—now aligned with Eileithyia—moves to tell Donut a scary, consequential story.
Summary
Carl enters Club Vanquisher to find a healer for his worsening SlugPox and asks Mordecai for intel on the sponsored goddess Eileithyia (Huanxin Jinx). At the members-only entrance, Potsy, a hostile Ares cleric who worships Hellik, tries to block Carl for lacking an access ring. Carl’s disease erupts grotesquely in front of the guard, forcing the situation until an Emberus cleric intervenes.
Pater Coal, a high cleric of Emberus, escorts Carl inside, warning that Carl has only limited, single-destination access and must be supervised. As they hurry upstairs, Pater Coal insists on a detour to the Emberus shrine before the healer, slipping Carl through a portal into the Emberus High Temple of the Ending Sun, a fiery, roofless sanctuary protected from outside surveillance.
In the temple, Pater Coal suppresses Carl’s SlugPox and performs a “sacrament” by washing and massaging Carl’s feet in boiling water. While doing so, he delivers Emberus’s quest information: there are no solid leads on who killed Geyrun beyond Orthrus’s unreliable memories from the Nothing; Hellik remains the top suspect; and Emberus fears something is wrong with Apito because a memorial crystal exists for her even though she lives. Pater Coal says Carl must investigate how a memorial crystal can exist without a god’s death, but also hints that the memorial crystal is required to pursue two key paths—Katia’s crossbow’s origins and Princess Donut’s oak bracelet’s origins—before abruptly crossing a boundary by putting Carl’s toe in his mouth, prompting Carl to end the ritual.
Carl returns to the feed, unnerved that parts of the exchange seem staged for viewers and suspecting Pater Coal may be tied to the AI’s narrative machinery. Emberus grants Carl a temporary floor boon, The Martyr’s Path, which marks Carl’s outdoor steps on the map and can release flame from those steps if Carl nears death (or automatically on death), along with +10% Strength.
Afterward, Carl gets cured by the healer for 10,000 gold, but is then banned from Club Vanquisher for three days after a mantaur accuses him of breaking a rule. Back in the saferoom with Princess Donut, Mordecai, Katia, and Bautista, Carl recounts events while selectively omitting details about Donut’s oak bracelet. The room’s tension is high—Katia now worships Eileithyia—and Katia prepares to tell Donut a frightening story, promising they will fight to prevent a bad ending.
Who Appears
- CarlSeeks SlugPox cure; meets Pater Coal; receives Emberus quest clues and a temporary floor boon.
- Pater CoalEmberus high cleric who escorts Carl, suppresses SlugPox, and relays quest information via a disturbing ritual.
- Princess DonutReacts to Carl’s story; her oak bracelet becomes flagged as a key quest lead.
- KatiaPresent in saferoom; now worships Eileithyia and prepares to tell Donut a frightening story.
- MordecaiAdvises Carl to obey Eileithyia for now; waits with the group to plan next moves.
- BautistaTense in the saferoom; Carl withholds details tied to Bautista’s family and Donut’s bracelet.
- PotsyHellik-worshipping Ares cleric guarding the club entrance; initially blocks Carl and panics at SlugPox.
- ZevMessages Carl when he vanishes from the feed; reacts to the foot-licking incident.
- EmberusCarl’s deity; communicates through Pater Coal, grants The Martyr’s Path boon, and pushes the Geyrun investigation.
- GeyrunDead god whose murder Carl must investigate; the mystery remains unresolved.
- ApitoOak Mother tied to an anomalous memorial crystal despite being alive; central new investigative lead.
- HellikPrimary suspect in Geyrun’s murder and enemy of Emberus; also the god Carl may need to kill later.
- MongoDonut’s pet; present in the saferoom, asleep while the group debriefs.