Dungeon Crawler Carl
by Matt Dinniman
Contents
Chapter 21
Overview
Carl and Donut reach the Production Facility and get a secured warning from Zev: Odette intends to serve as their Faction Wars adjutant, and Zev believes accepting will trigger a destructive clash between Odette and Mordecai that could cost Carl his manager and endanger the fostered changelings. At the warlord preproduction meeting, Cascadia arrives at a breaking point and briefly removes protections, revealing how close production is to catastrophic failure. The gathering spirals when a Madness viceroy is decapitated and Epitome Noflex appears as an AI-protected NPC provocateur, openly challenging the warlords and singling Carl out.
Summary
Carl and Princess Donut arrive at the underwater Production Facility without the usual gnoll checks, and Carl’s HUD immediately flickers off. Zev appears as a projection and admits she knew Mordecai diverted their gold to hire and protect vulnerable changeling child NPCs; Borant has even licensed the story to Titan for a dramatized vid. Zev then switches to a secured sponsor-channel and warns that Odette plans to request being their Faction Wars adjutant.
Zev explains an adjutant is a neutral on-field observer with rule access and open comms to other adjutants, usually a flashy celebrity; Odette has done it before. Zev urges them not to accept because Odette and Mordecai have bitter history, and putting them together will likely provoke Mordecai into attacking, risking his removal and endangering the foster kids who depend on his proximity. Carl privately concludes they will still have to take Odette, but he buys time by asking questions.
Carl and Donut are ushered to a round-table meeting by a Mexx robot, U56KL, while learning richer teams attend remotely from their castles. Cascadia appears—tense, exhausted, and openly threatening that she is near activating a failsafe that would kill everyone if the chaos continues. Cascadia briefly disables protections and dares Carl to attack her, forcing Carl to restrain himself, before the other warlord seats fill.
Introductions reveal several Faction Wars powers: Crown Prince Stalwart (hostile and refusing formalities), Voting Admin Cell Mass Number Three (an Operatic Collective amalgam containing Hortense), Rishi representing the Blood Sultanate (coolly noting Donut is “cousins” via the tiara and that he would be bound to follow Donut or Katia), Empress D’Nadia newly on-boarded, Epitome Tagg of the Dream, “Luke” from the Lemig Sortion, a silent viceroy from the Madness, and Warlord Fangs of the Reavers.
The meeting derails when the Madness viceroy suddenly collapses and decapitates, blood spraying across the table. Epitome Noflex—appearing as an NPC in the viceroy’s place—casually claims the viceroy will regenerate at sunset, provoking Tagg into furious accusations and another threatened appeal. Cascadia insists the AI won’t intervene because Noflex is an NPC and not on Carl’s team, leaving Tagg free to try to kill her; Noflex ends by addressing Carl directly: “Hello, Juice Box.”
Who Appears
- CarlAttends sponsor-secure briefing and warlord meeting; restrains himself when Cascadia drops protections.
- Princess DonutDominates introductions with taunts and jokes; clashes verbally with Prince Stalwart and probes other warlords.
- ZevAdministrator who admits knowing about Mordecai’s spending and warns against choosing Odette as adjutant.
- CascadiaOverstressed showrunner boss; threatens consequences, hints at a deadly failsafe, and briefly removes protections.
- MordecaiDiscussed as fostering changeling children; Zev fears Odette’s presence will trigger him into violence.
- OdetteOff-screen celebrity expected to request adjutant role; her history with Mordecai makes her dangerous.
- U56KLMexx robot facilitator who seats Carl and Donut and manages meeting logistics and action items.
- Crown Prince StalwartHostile orc warlord who threatens Donut and blames others when the meeting goes off the rails.
- Voting Admin Cell Mass Number ThreeOperatic Collective goo entity; states it contains three merged members, including Hortense.
- RishiBlood Sultanate representative; calmly engages Donut and notes he’d be bound to follow Donut or Katia.
- Empress D’NadiaPrism Kingdom Clan warlord; friendly toward Donut and newly onboarded into the playing field.
- Epitome Tagg of the DreamDream elf warlord who erupts in anger when Epitome Noflex appears and threatens more appeals.
- LukeLemig Sortion representative; anxious, fatalistic commentator during the meeting’s unraveling.
- Madness viceroy representativeSilent masked figure whose head suddenly falls off, sparking panic and rules disputes.
- Warlord FangsReavers representative; old-school robot presentation; says little while Donut mocks the name.
- Epitome NoflexNPC dream elf who replaces the viceroy at the table, taunts Tagg, and addresses Carl as 'Juice Box.'
- KatiaMentioned as tiara-bearer; Rishi implies loyalty could transfer to Katia as a potential ruler.