Dungeon Crawler Carl
by Matt Dinniman
Contents
Chapter 49
Overview
Carl secretly opens his emergency loot and finds several meaningful upgrades, including a potent anti-magic patch and a sleep wand, but the real shock is the benefactor box: a flyer directing him to a Homestead, Florida shelter at 7 AM.
Suspecting a coordinated manipulation that pushed him to Miami, Carl decides to go immediately, leaving Donut at the party.
Zev warns that Carls sponsor and the entire charity operationincluding Rosettavanished after the box was seized, and hints at a dangerous unknown failsafe amid a broader quarantine. Carl rides out on his fathers suddenly functional motorcycle, committed to confronting whatever is waiting in Homestead.
Summary
Carl keeps the emergency benefactor box secret and retreats to his bare saferoom under the pretense of showering. Feeling unsettled by the emptiness, Carl decorates with a small fern planter, tapes up one of his brothers crayon drawings, and sets up the Centipede arcade cabinet before opening loot.
Most adventurer boxes are disappointing, though Carl notes useful trench-building scrolls, invisibility potions, and a rare Size-Up potion. The Gold Gobble box yields a turkey deep fryer, peanut oil, and a huge printout of online recipes; Carl considers bringing it to the ongoing feast but assumes the cooking is already underway.
Carl opens the Gold Talk of the Town box and finds an embroidered upgrade patch depicting a burning book, granting +15% Intelligence and the Book Burner benefit, which can make a same-level-or-lower opponent forget a spell for 30 hours once per day. Carl also recovers the previously glimpsed wand, identifying it as a Wand of Nighty-Night with sleep charges. The hydra boss box mostly pays out gold and a sword-locked Warrior helmet Carl cant use.
The benefactor box contains only a crumpled flyer for The Shepherds House, a homeless shelter in Homestead, Florida, advertising a Christmas breakfast at 7 AM (circled repeatedly) and emphasizing no pets allowed. Realizing the time is only about five hours away, Carl questions why so much effort went into steering him and Donut to Miami and concludes whatever is happening is tied to that shelter.
Carl asks Louis where Homestead is, confirms its reachable, and tells Donut hes stepping out for air while she stays at the party. At the exit, Zev stops Carl and warns that Carls sponsor vanished after sending the box; the box had been sent days earlier, was seized, and then the entire charity network involvedincluding Rosettadisappeared. When Carl asks about a rumored failsafe, Zev admits she doesnt know, adding that everyone is under a temporary quarantine and the galaxys powerful are trapped in-system. Carl leaves anyway, chooses his fathers motorcycle over the royal chariot, and is shocked when it starts immediately with a full tank as he rides out toward Homestead.
Who Appears
- CarlSecretly opens loot; receives Homestead shelter clue; decides to leave immediately to investigate.
- ZevWarns Carl the sponsor/charity disappeared; mentions quarantine and an unknown failsafe.
- Princess DonutStays at the Christmas party; questions Carl leaving; receives gifts and plans games.
- LouisAnswers Carls question, confirming Homestead is reachable from their Miami area.
- RosettaMentioned as missing; vanished with the charity network tied to Carls benefactor box.
- Carls sponsor/benefactorUnnamed backer who sent the emergency box, then mysteriously disappeared.