Dungeon Crawler Carl
by Matt Dinniman
Contents
Chapter 28
Overview
Katia collapses after using a hidden drug den and gains a volatile debuff, prompting Imani to investigate whether this is a recurring problem while Carl quietly blames himself for pointing Katia to the location. Carl and Donut shift to deck practice, building an 18-card setup and entering a Mock Battle Arena simulation in a crowded 1980s shopping mall. The test goes sideways when HeyZoos and Shi Maria fight each other, and Shi Maria’s fifth eye overwhelms a puppet-master reindeer encounter while also triggering an alarming mental reaction in Carl.
Summary
Imani contacts Carl and Princess Donut with bad news about Katia: Katia found a hidden “drug den” set up like a frozen-yogurt self-serve bar and consumed something that knocked her unconscious. Katia will be out for about ten hours, leaving little margin for their deadlines, and she wakes with a debuff that could either boost her strength or reduce her intelligence. Elle is guarding Katia, and Imani suspects—based on Daniel’s evasive reaction—that Katia’s use of this kind of thing may not be new, so Imani heads back to the guild to question Louis and Britney.
Carl feels responsible because Carl previously told Katia about the drug den. Donut refuses to accept that Katia could be “a cliché” addiction storyline, but Carl insists the group’s priorities still require everyone to secure a key in phase two. Carl and Donut decide to practice their card decks in the Mock Battle Arena while Imani investigates.
In the arena, Carl and Donut debate deck composition and test an 18-card setup aimed at reliably drawing totems early. Their deck includes six totems (Geraldo, Asojano, Skylar Spinach, Uzi Jesus/HeyZoos, Raul, and Shi Maria), utility cards, snares, mystics, and a consumable flee card. Donut chooses an “urban” simulation: a crowded 1980s shopping mall filled with interactive NPC bystanders, which Carl realizes will complicate fights with physical bodies in the way.
When combat begins, Donut draws Uzi Jesus and Shi Maria and summons them together to see how they interact. HeyZoos appears with his theatrical introduction and questions why he is with Carl and Donut; Samantha immediately harasses him. Donut then summons Shi Maria, whose appearance panics the mall, and HeyZoos reflexively opens fire on the spider. Shi Maria retaliates, impales HeyZoos, demands healing, and HeyZoos dissipates—killed as a totem—before he can help.
The actual enemy reveals itself: “Rude-Dolph the Blood-Nosed Slay-Deer,” a level 100 puppet-master who is invulnerable until eight puppet reindeer are killed. Donut summons Skylar Spinach to help, and the fight turns chaotic as Rude-Dolph’s nose-laser tears through the environment and Shi Maria and Skylar/Spinach attack the puppet herd. Shi Maria opens her fifth eye, which causes the puppets to turn on each other, and Carl feels an unexpected, frightening mental tug—linking it to “the river” in his mind—despite the supposed safety of the simulation. With the puppets dead, Rude-Dolph becomes vulnerable, and Shi Maria tears him in half. Donut summons Geraldo at the end, only for Geraldo to react in disgust as combat finishes and all totems vanish, leaving Carl and Donut newly wary of Shi Maria’s power and its effect on Carl.
Who Appears
- CarlPractices deck strategy; worries about phase-two keys; feels responsible for Katia and is mentally affected by Shi Maria.
- Princess DonutLeads card-summoning practice; denies Katia’s addiction framing; summons key totems during mock battle.
- ImaniReports Katia’s overdose and debuff; suspects a pattern; goes to question guild members for context.
- KatiaUnconscious after using the drug den; suffers “Bliss Surfing” debuff with possible strength gain or intelligence loss.
- Shi MariaSummoned totem spider; kills HeyZoos; uses fifth eye to drive puppet enemies insane and finishes Rude-Dolph.
- HeyZoos (Uzi Jesus)Summoned healer totem; panics and shoots Shi Maria; is impaled and dissipates as a killed totem.
- SamanthaDistracts and provokes; harasses HeyZoos; comments during the fight and approves of Shi Maria.
- MongoPresent during practice; stays near Carl; Carl worries about Mongo’s vulnerability outside simulations.
- Rude-Dolph the Blood-Nosed Slay-DeerLevel 100 puppet-master enemy in simulation; invulnerable until puppets die; is torn apart by Shi Maria.
- Skylar SpinachDonkey-headed splitter totem; divides into two forms; helps kill puppet reindeer.
- Geraldo the monk sealSummoned at combat’s end; reacts with shock to the aftermath of Shi Maria’s brutality.
- ElleGuards Katia while she is unconscious from the drug den’s effects.
- DanielHis evasive reaction makes Imani suspect Katia’s drug use is not a first-time incident.
- LouisGuild member Imani plans to question about Katia’s situation.
- BritneyGuild member Imani plans to question about Katia’s situation.