Dungeon Crawler Carl
by Matt Dinniman
Contents
Chapter 46
Overview
Carl and Donut face the keyholder: a nine-headed Reminiscence Hydra made from recognizable figures in Carl’s life, including the newly discovered Asher, while Judge Lucian runs card combat and the AI openly boasts about breaking “no loved ones” rules. Amid escalating totems and lethal head attacks, Carl follows Mordecai’s strategy and decapitates the fire-resistance head (Bea’s mother) with a snap collar and shrink wand, then ignites the wound to make the hydra burn.
Shi Maria tears off most remaining heads, including Asher’s, and speaks into Carl’s mind, hinting at a future obligation, before dying to stacked death rays and Lucian’s stolen staff. Alpha Male Carl and other totems harass the party, but Mongo saves Carl at the end, and the burning hydra collapses, leaving Carl shaken by both the AI’s exposition and the personal cruelty of the fight.
Summary
Carl and Donut finish burning the trailer and prepare traps, worried they are first to face what comes after the memory timer ends. Carl hides the news about his half-brother Asher, fearing the dungeon might weaponize him. As combat begins, a single red dot appears and a stitched, nine-headed flesh “hydra” emerges from the flames, its heads resembling people from Carl’s life and one cat relative of Donut’s.
Judge Lucian is revealed as the keymaster head and deckmaster, immediately stripping Carl and Donut’s invisibility with an anti-magic effect that detonates their staged potions. The AI announces the fight as an “Ultimate Card Boss Showdown,” renames the monster the Reminiscence Hydra of Malicious Compliance, and admits it is skirting rules against using recognizable loved ones (including minors) by “changing one molecule.” The AI digresses into ominous lore about mantis breakthroughs in macro AI technology, suggesting increasing instability and rule-breaking behind the crawl.
Carl and Donut split roles: Donut plays card defense while Carl targets heads and necks, following Mordecai’s guidance that the body is near-indestructible and a key resistance must be removed by a clean decapitation and cauterization. Donut summons Jola and steals a card; Lucian counters with snares and totems. Enemy totems appear, including Alpha Male Carl and a kitten, King Croissant, which teleport and harass Donut’s summons while hydra heads fire lightning, acid, and a deadly dark ray. Donut summons and loses Geraldo, then brings in Shi Maria while Lucian steals Donut’s persistent staff totem with a snare effect.
With Alpha Male Carl returning and wounding Carl and Mongo with a shrapnel hob-lobber, Carl drinks invisibility and pushes through smoke to remove the hydra’s fire resistance. Carl identifies Bea’s mother as the likely fire head and uses a snap collar plus the shrink wand to decapitate her cleanly, then smashes a moonshine jug onto the wound to ignite it. The hydra’s health bar appears and the monster begins to burn in earnest; Carl is badly set on fire despite resistance and healing.
Shi Maria, immune to the flames, aggressively bites off multiple heads in rapid succession, including Asher’s, while speaking directly into Carl’s mind and implying a future debt. The remaining heads multiply death rays and, with Lucian’s stolen staff, kill Shi Maria, though she destroys the staff before timing out. Raul briefly sprays water at Carl, but Alpha Male Carl crushes Raul and taunts Carl before Mongo slams Alpha Carl away as the totem times out. The burning hydra collapses; Tami-Lynn’s head delivers a final, chilling line about “making sure” Asher didn’t suffer like Carl before the creature ruptures into gore. Combat ends with Carl and Donut victorious.
Who Appears
- CarlFights the Reminiscence Hydra; decapitates the fire head and survives severe burning.
- Princess DonutHandles card combat, summons totems, and adapts to Lucian’s snares and steals.
- Dungeon AIIntroduces the boss fight, admits malicious rule-bending, and delivers mantis macro-AI lore.
- Judge LucianKeymaster head and deckmaster; uses anti-magic, snares, and totems to pressure Carl and Donut.
- MongoDonut’s mount and protector; injured by Alpha Carl, later saves Carl by tackling Alpha Carl.
- Shi MariaDonut’s totem spider; decapitates multiple hydra heads, speaks in Carl’s mind, then dies to death rays.
- Alpha Male CarlEnemy totem resembling Carl; throws hob-lobbers, taunts Carl about family, kills Raul, then times out.
- AsherCarl’s half-brother’s head appears on the hydra; is killed by Shi Maria during the burn.
- Tami-LynnCarl’s stepmother’s head on the hydra; delivers a final confession-like taunt before the boss dies.
- Beatrice's motherHydra head identified as fire resistance; Carl decapitates and cauterizes it to start the boss burn.
- MordecaiAdvises Carl on hydra mechanics: resistances, clean decapitation, cauterization, and using the shrink wand.
- ZevWarns that controls appear locked out, foreshadowing the AI’s interference as combat begins.
- JolaDonut’s Christmas cat totem; crippled by a snare, damaged by Alpha Carl, then times out.
- Geraldo the SealDonut’s totem; enters eagerly but is killed instantly by a death ray attack.
- RaulCrab ally totem; sprays water on Carl, then is killed by Alpha Male Carl.
- Monobrow SamHydra head; fires a lethal death ray, later multiplies to finish off Shi Maria.
- SallyHydra head; spews acid foam and verbally provokes Donut during the fight.
- Sugar CubeHydra’s cat head; briefly targeted and exploded, then later bitten off by Shi Maria.
- King Croissant, the Younger, Better, and Smarter CatEnemy kitten totem riding Alpha Carl; casts minor magic and enables teleport escape.