The Impossible Fortune
by Richard Osman
Contents
Chapter 36
Overview
In Spain, Danny hires a contract killer to murder Jason Ritchie first and Suzi second, convinced that the order of the killings will determine whether the plan succeeds. The chapter reveals Danny’s cold, methodical mindset as he designs the murders to protect himself and secure an alibi for Suzi’s death. His private fantasy of freedom afterward shows how fully he has committed to betrayal and violence.
Summary
Danny reflects that when multiple people need to be killed, the order is crucial. He remembers a story about three Albanian brothers targeted by a killer named Callum. Because Callum killed the less dangerous brothers first, the surviving brother realized he was next, set a trap, and brutally killed Callum instead.
That memory leads Danny to a practical decision: Jason Ritchie must be killed before Suzi. Danny is in Spain, having arrived by jet-ski at Playa de Bahínas, where he meets a hired killer at a beach restaurant. While eating a burger, Danny discusses the plan and asks when the first murder can be done.
The hitman says he can kill Jason the next day by posing as an Amazon delivery driver at Jason’s secluded house. After that, the hitman plans to go directly to the second target, Suzi, and wait outside her house when she returns from the school run at three. Danny approves the plan and gives the hitman the first ten thousand pounds, promising twenty thousand more on Wednesday.
Danny stresses that the killings must be quick and clean, explicitly warning the hitman not to repeat Callum’s mistake. The arrangement shows that Danny is not acting impulsively; he is carefully sequencing the murders to reduce the risk that one target might warn or protect the other.
After the deal is made, Danny imagines the outcome he wants. He expects to receive a police call telling him that his wife is dead, then fly home with a perfect alibi. Danny is already planning his future freedom: selling the house, leaving his son with his grandfather, and starting a new life abroad.
Who Appears
- DannyColdly hires a hitman, decides Jason must die before Suzi, and plans his alibi and future freedom.
- Unnamed hitmanMeets Danny in Spain, accepts payment, and outlines how he will kill Jason and then Suzi.
- SuziDanny’s intended second target; her death is central to his planned alibi and escape.
- Jason RitchieDanny’s intended first target, chosen to prevent warning or retaliation before Suzi is attacked.
- CallumMurderer from Danny’s cautionary story whose bad sequencing got him killed.