The Impossible Fortune
by Richard Osman
Contents
Chapter 3
Overview
Connie Johnson’s prison mentorship of Tia Malone turns into active criminal collaboration when Connie helps Tia think beyond a small jeweller robbery toward stealing from the warehouse that supplies multiple Rolex shops. The chapter shows Connie finding unexpected satisfaction in Ibrahim’s advice about mentoring, even as that advice leads Connie and Tia toward a much larger heist.
Tia’s leap from stealing watches one by one to targeting the source marks her as ambitious and strategically clever. By the end, Connie commits to the scheme, setting up a major new criminal plotline.
Summary
Connie Johnson meets Tia Malone in a vegan cafe and listens as Tia excitedly pitches a robbery that would net them fifty thousand pounds each. Tia suggests practical responses to resistance, including killing security guards or threatening families, because Tia wants to show Connie that she can think like a serious criminal. Connie is amused but unimpressed by the scale of the plan, because Connie believes Tia should aim much higher.
Connie reflects on how this mentorship began in Darwell Prison after Ibrahim urged Connie to "give something back" by guiding a younger inmate. Connie chose Tia, whom she knew from prison art class, and found that she genuinely enjoyed mentoring her. Connie thinks back over Tia’s earlier career stealing Rolexes from wealthy tourists with a bicycle gang, and how Tia’s real breakthrough came when Tia realized it was smarter to rob the shop supplying many watches than to steal one watch at a time.
Using Ibrahim’s questioning method, Connie pushes Tia to articulate the deeper lesson for herself. Tia first focuses on tactical limits, saying that in any future robbery she would leave after two minutes even if more valuables remained. Connie makes clear that this is not the real insight, so Tia keeps reasoning through the problem until she reaches the next level: instead of robbing a single Fairhaven jeweller, she should ask where all those jewellers get their Rolexes from.
Once Tia lands on the answer, the scheme expands dramatically. Tia imagines a warehouse near the port supplying multiple shops, which could yield a million pounds instead of a hundred thousand. Connie warns that a warehouse would be harder to rob, but Tia replies that any robbery is hard, so the reward should justify the risk. Connie is delighted by Tia’s ambition and growth, and she agrees to join the plan. Tia immediately starts listing what they need first: a gang they can trust.
Who Appears
- Connie JohnsonSeasoned criminal who mentors Tia, pushes her to think bigger, and joins the warehouse robbery plan.
- Tia MaloneYoung thief whose thinking evolves from stealing single Rolexes to targeting the supply warehouse.
- IbrahimConnie’s mentor figure; his prison advice and questioning method shape Connie’s guidance of Tia.
- RonIbrahim’s friend, briefly recalled by Connie as someone she still resents over her arrest.