The Impossible Fortune
by Richard Osman
Contents
Chapter 69
Overview
Davey Noakes confesses that Holly and Nick never possessed the real Bitcoin fortune at all. He secretly kept the genuine wallet details, gave them a fake paper instead, and spent years delaying any cash-out while he sold the real Bitcoin himself.
This revelation radically reframes the case: the supposed £350 million at the center of the murders and bomb plot was an illusion for Holly and Nick, and the key paper recovered from the safe is worthless. Davey also admits that when Holly finally pushed to meet him, he was on the verge of telling the truth before the car bombing changed everything.
Summary
Ibrahim presses Davey Noakes to explain what the group is not going to like, and Davey admits that the problem starts with him. Years earlier, after being paid in Bitcoin for amphetamine in Amsterdam, Davey suggested paying Holly Lewis and Nick Silver in Bitcoin too. At the time, the stake was only about twenty thousand pounds, and everyone treated it as a speculative gamble.
Davey then reveals the central fraud. Once he realized the real Bitcoin existed only as a piece of paper with a string of characters on it, Davey wrote a fake set of numbers and letters on another sheet and gave that to Holly and Nick instead. Holly and Nick therefore never owned the real Bitcoin at all, while Davey gradually cashed out the genuine holdings over the years and profited personally.
As Bitcoin’s value kept rising, Davey understood that his small scam was turning into a much larger one. He considered confessing when the amount became significant, but he kept gambling that the price would fall again and convinced Holly or Nick, whenever necessary, that the time was not right to cash out. Their trust in Davey allowed the deception to continue.
Davey says the crisis came two weeks earlier, when Holly and Nick finally decided together that they wanted the money. Knowing he could not possibly cover a fortune supposedly worth hundreds of millions, Davey called in his accountant to total his assets and discovered he had about thirty-one million pounds, far short of what Holly and Nick believed they were owed. When Holly later rang wanting to meet, Davey says he was prepared to confess.
That confession was interrupted when Holly told him about the car bomb, and, as Ibrahim says, events overtook him. Davey finally confirms the practical consequence for the investigation: the paper Elizabeth and the others took from the safe that afternoon is completely worthless. The chapter overturns the assumption that Holly and Nick’s missing Bitcoin fortune was real and reveals that the entire hunt has been shaped by Davey’s long-running con.
Who Appears
- Davey NoakesConfesses he defrauded Holly and Nick with fake Bitcoin details and kept the real fortune.
- IbrahimQuestions Davey closely and helps draw out the logic and consequences of the confession.
- ElizabethConnects Davey’s confession to the wider case and confirms the safe paper’s significance.
- JoannaChallenges Davey about the fortune’s value and asks what his plan had been.
- JoyceResponds with dismay and light commentary as Davey explains the scale of the fraud.
- PaulAsks whether Davey had intended to confess to Holly before events escalated.
- Holly LewisOne of Davey’s victims; pushed to cash out and called Davey before the bombing intervened.
- Nick SilverThe other victim of Davey’s fake Bitcoin scheme, long misled about the fortune.