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The Butcher's Masquerade

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy
Year
2025
Pages
721
Contents

Chapter 26

Overview

While Samantha's distraction pulls Fort Freedom's guards toward the main gate, Signet launches her long-planned waterborne assault on the castle. Areson's account of the naiad coup and Signet's curse deepens the political stakes behind the attack. But the raid quickly appears to go wrong: lightning, explosions, and floating bodies suggest a trap, pushing Carl to abandon his passive role and prepare to intervene.

Summary

Carl and Donut watch Fort Freedom from outside while Samantha reports from inside the castle after slipping past the guards and into the vent system. The alarm she helped trigger keeps blaring through the fortress, and Donut jokes about Samantha being a goddess of unrequited love and a dangerous ex. Carl reflects that Samantha is more powerful than she admits and should be handled carefully.

Carl reviews the assault plan. Samantha's job was to draw the guards to the main gate so the castle's outdated alarm system would pull defenders forward and leave the rear water entrance exposed. Signet then leads her amphibious force toward the castle, using summoned paper creatures and aquatic allies to infiltrate through the river while Carl and Donut remain behind, expecting only to intervene if necessary.

As the assault force enters, Areson explains more of Signet's past. He says a high elf helped naiad dissenters kill the tsar and the royal family, that Signet's mother died that night, and that the same high elf cursed Signet so she floats and struggles with depth. Carl realizes this coup left the naiads politically dependent on the elves, which helps explain the broken state of Fort Freedom and the broader unrest.

For several minutes, nothing visible happens. Then the castle alarm abruptly stops, letting Samantha's looping song trap echo more clearly through the fortress. Samantha reports fighting and blood in the water. A bolt of lightning erupts from the river, the ground shakes, and Carl spots defenders on the far shore. Soon bodies begin surfacing: dead naiads, dissolved paper summons, and what appears to be a mutilated bush elf, suggesting Signet's strike team has met heavier resistance than expected.

Samantha warns that the assault may have run into a trap, but insists she is trying to help after wriggling free. Carl decides he can no longer wait and puts on his water-breathing ring despite Donut's objections and Signet's earlier instructions. Another explosion sends bloody water out through the castle windows, Miss Nadine panics and charges toward the river, and Carl prepares to teleport Samantha back and dive into the fight.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Monitors Signet's assault, learns naiad history, and decides to enter the castle when the attack seems trapped.
  • Princess Donut
    Comments on Samantha, discusses her divine domain, and objects when Carl prepares to dive into danger.
  • Samantha
    Serves as the castle distraction, gets trapped in the vents, reports the battle, and warns the assault may be a trap.
  • Signet
    Leads the amphibious infiltration of Fort Freedom despite her curse and the political weight of her family's fall.
  • Areson
    Explains Signet's curse and recounts the high-elf-backed coup that subjugated the naiads.
  • Miss Nadine
    Giant caterpillar ally who grows frantic during the battle and rushes toward the water.
  • Mongo
    Waits with Carl and Donut, reacts anxiously to the battle and the allies disappearing underwater.
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