Cover of The Butcher's Masquerade

The Butcher's Masquerade

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy
Year
2025
Pages
721
Contents

Chapter 55

Overview

At the settlement, Signet warns Carl that the Gehenna brambles are hurting the forest badly enough that the dryads may summon Diwata, a deity who would be especially dangerous to Carl. A hidden sponsor message then reveals that Circe has already backed Diwata and that Donut must secretly be boosted to level 15 in Magic Missile, giving Carl a new urgent plan for the endgame. The chapter closes with Carl and Donut awkwardly equipping powerful nipple-ring items, blending preparation for the final conflict with dark comedy.

Summary

As Carl and Donut approach the settlement with the stairwell, they meet Signet, Holger, and Areson at the town’s edge. Areson explains that Edgar is outside the elf castle preparing a large spell to help map the final battle. Signet notices Big Tina and the dinosaur pack and warns Carl not to rely too heavily on Donut’s control over Tina’s mother, because if the alpha is killed the whole hierarchy could collapse and turn on them.

Signet then explains why her group is leaving instead of staying to help: the elves are hunting them, and a larger danger is spreading from the north. Carl already knows about the Gehenna brambles, but Signet says the threat is worse than that, because the trees and dryads are in pain and are trying to summon Diwata, the forest protector, for aid. She warns Carl that Diwata is especially hostile to apostates and that any all-tree could reveal Carl’s location if the deity enters the realm.

Later, Carl and Donut argue over four nipple-ring items taken from Iota. Two seem sellable rather than useful, but one ring gives Carl the powerful Quarter Fall effect, which could make dangerous falls survivable, and another gives Donut a valuable constitution boost. Carl also reviews his other loot, including satchel bombs and a sponsor potion, Pawna’s Cries, which adds three levels to a chosen spell or skill before the end of the floor. The potion comes with a vague note telling Carl to save the toraline, and Mordecai explains that sponsor notes must be cryptic.

Carl’s Escape Plan skill reveals a hidden message in the note. The message says Circe sponsored Diwata, confirms that the goddess is coming for Carl, and instructs Carl to give the potion to Donut so she can secretly reach the needed level 15 in Magic Missile, likely with temporary boosts from Prepotente, Imani, and Samantha. Realizing Circe had planned revenge regardless of the failed quest, Carl immediately checks with Imani and confirms that she has a spell-enhancing aura.

Wanting Donut to accept the constitution ring, Carl offers her the sponsor potion as a prize. Donut agrees only if Carl pierces himself first, and Carl reluctantly equips the Quarter Fall ring, earning a mocking AI achievement. Donut remains horrified and embarrassed by the idea, insists the ring be hidden in her fur, and makes Carl prepare to pierce her as well, turning the grim strategic preparation into a tense but comic scene.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Learns Diwata is coming, deciphers the hidden note, and reluctantly equips a Quarter Fall nipple ring.
  • Princess Donut
    Receives the plan to boost Magic Missile and resists wearing a constitution-boosting nipple ring.
  • Signet
    Warns Carl about the dinosaur hierarchy, the suffering forest, and the danger of Diwata.
  • Mordecai
    Explains why sponsor notes are cryptic and notices Carl hiding the note’s true meaning from Donut.
  • Areson
    Greets Carl’s group and says Edgar is preparing a major spell outside the elf castle.
  • Imani
    Confirms she has an aura that can raise a spell’s level, despite added cooldown.
  • Samantha
    Mentioned in the hidden note as part of the planned synchronized boost for Donut.
  • Circe Took
    Revealed through the hidden message as Diwata’s sponsor and Carl’s likely avenger.
  • Diwata
    Forest protector deity the dryads may summon and a looming threat to Carl.
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