Cover of The Butcher's Masquerade

The Butcher's Masquerade

by Matt Dinniman


Genre
Fantasy, Science Fiction, Humor and Comedy
Year
2025
Pages
721
Contents

Chapter 24

Overview

Carl confirms another Dream elf hunter is dead, claims the elves' poison-infusing trebuchet, and starts thinking beyond the immediate fight to the larger traps built into the floor. His biggest realization is that Signet's storyline may be engineered to end in a tragic, highly produced climax that could kill her and everyone attached to her, including Carl and Donut.

While heading to the naiad assault, the group is interrupted by a sudden lightning strike near the rendezvous point. Donut's map suggests Signet's side has already survived or won a hunter attack, showing that the assault is beginning under pressure from enemies on multiple fronts.

Summary

Carl receives a disappointing boon from Emberus that boosts fire spells he barely has, then he and the group locate the second Dream elf hunter's corpse. The seeking missile has decapitated the hunter, slugs are already eating the body, and Carl loots a strength ring, a plain bow, arrows, another gonorrhea arrow, and a filtered photograph of Louis that Donut finds hilarious.

The most important find is the elves' compact enchanted trebuchet, which can hurl large rocks and infuse them with Poison Cloud. Carl studies the device, suspects part of it uses out-of-place advanced technology rather than true magic, and takes it along with nearby boulders, gaining a new Siege Equipment inventory tab. After searching for more traps or signs of additional hunters, Carl and Donut discuss whether they have killed all the Dream elves and worry that Louis is still being specifically targeted.

As they prepare for the next several days, Carl feels overwhelmed by competing obligations: helping Signet assault the naiad castle, pushing south to secure another town, dealing with the dinosaur quest area, and attending fan-box events. That pressure feeds Carl's growing suspicion that the Vengeance of the Daughter storyline is being steered toward a tragic finale before the floor's big party, because Signet's real target, Imogen, also seems too important to be killed early. Carl concludes that if Signet is doomed for dramatic reasons, Carl and Donut may die with her. His brooding is interrupted by Samantha, who is being mauled playfully by Mongo.

Later, Carl, Donut, Holger, Clint, and Samantha travel for hours through the forest toward the rendezvous point for the assault, killing slickbacks along the way. Carl puts Mongo away so the dinosaur will not steal all their experience, Donut lights the path with Torch, and the group passes the time with absurd conversation about beavers, castor oil, perfume, and one of Samantha's crude stories about gods. Samantha rolls along under her own power, complains constantly, and repeatedly gets stuck in brush.

The mood changes when a blinding blue lightning flash erupts near the all-tree where Signet's team is supposed to gather. Smelling burned wood and fearing an ambush, Carl urges the group forward carefully, but Samantha rushes ahead on her own. Donut checks the map and reports that Signet, Areson, the beavers, and other allies are alive, while two hunter bodies appear to be down, suggesting the attackers were caught or killed before Carl arrived. The chapter ends with Samantha screaming for help after getting herself stuck again.

Who Appears

  • Carl
    Loots the dead hunter, claims an enchanted trebuchet, and worries Signet's questline is heading toward a fatal climax.
  • Donut
    Helps search the hunter, jokes constantly, tracks nearby forces on her map, and travels to the assault rendezvous.
  • Samantha
    Rolls along with the party, complains nonstop, rushes toward the lightning disturbance, and promptly gets stuck.
  • Holger
    Tracks the area with Clint, travels with Carl's group, and banters with Donut about beavers and human oddities.
  • Clint
    Helps search for signs of more hunters, then runs ahead to alert Signet's team that Carl is coming.
  • Signet
    Leads the coming assault on the naiad stronghold and becomes the focus of Carl's fears about a scripted tragedy.
  • Mongo
    Has to be put away so he stops wiping out grind mobs and later roughhouses Samantha like a toy.
  • Areson
    Signet's ogre ally, spotted alive near the rendezvous after the apparent hunter attack.
  • Louis
    Remains an off-page target of the Dream elf hunters, highlighted by a strange photo found on the dead hunter.
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