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Funny Story

by Emily Henry


Genre
Romance, Contemporary, Humor and Comedy, Fiction
Year
2024
Pages
401
Contents

Chapter 7

Overview

Daphne finally opens up to Ashleigh about her humiliating breakup and the fake-dating arrangement with Miles, forging a real friendship through mutual vulnerability. Meanwhile, the lie escalates when Miles confirms to his coworker Katya—who heard from Petra—that Daphne is his new girlfriend, ensuring word will spread. The chapter cements both Daphne's new friendship and her deepening entanglement with Miles.

Summary

At Cherry Hill, Ashleigh teases Daphne about Miles calling her his girlfriend. Miles takes their order, recommending a wine flight before disappearing into the kitchen, leaving Ashleigh to interrogate Daphne about the 'joke.' Daphne shows her the avocado-smeared Polaroid-style photo, hesitant to share more, wary of opening up to someone who might not stay in her life.

Ashleigh confronts Daphne about why she suddenly wanted to hang out, admitting she'd kept her distance because Daphne seemed too happily coupled, and the divorce is still raw. Daphne admits she avoided Ashleigh because of her chronic lateness. Ashleigh reveals her tardiness comes from raising her son Mulder, which softens Daphne. They trade vulnerabilities, with Ashleigh sharing embarrassing and painful stories about early motherhood, prompting Daphne to think wistfully of her own mom and the family she'd hoped to build.

Daphne finally divulges the truth: Peter dumped her for Petra, Miles's girlfriend, and she lied to Peter that she and Miles are now dating, taking the photo to sell it. Ashleigh is delighted. Miles returns with the wine and food, then breaks news of a complication: his coworker Katya heard from Petra and asked if Daphne was the new girlfriend, and Miles confirmed it, escalating the lie.

Ashleigh comforts Daphne with a rambling 'lunch swapper' metaphor, suggesting Peter would have eventually traded her in regardless. Miles continues guiding them through the wine flight with playful banter, and the three settle into easy rapport. Ashleigh snaps a candid photo of Daphne and Miles, and a stranger offers to take a group shot, with Miles resting his chin on Daphne's shoulder for the picture as they jokingly agree to 'keep' Ashleigh as a friend.

Who Appears

  • Daphne
    Protagonist who finally confides in Ashleigh about Peter's betrayal and the fake-dating scheme, forming a real friendship.
  • Ashleigh
    Daphne's coworker; recently divorced single mom to Mulder, who pushes through Daphne's reserve with humor and shared vulnerability.
  • Miles
    Daphne's roommate and fake boyfriend, bartending at Cherry Hill; charms them with wine recommendations and confirms the relationship lie to Katya.
  • Katya
    Miles's curtain-banged coworker who, after hearing from Petra, asks Miles if Daphne is his new girlfriend.
  • Peter
    Daphne's ex-fiancé, mentioned as the man who dumped her for Petra; subject of Ashleigh's 'lunch swapper' metaphor.
  • Petra
    Miles's ex and Peter's new partner; offstage catalyst who tipped Katya off about Miles's supposed new girlfriend.
  • Mulder
    Ashleigh's eleven-year-old son, the reason for her chronic lateness and her self-described best friend.
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