Funny Story
by Emily Henry
Contents
Chapter 31
Overview
Summary
On Tuesday morning, after a sleepless night spent agonizing over how she hurt Ashleigh, Daphne arrives at work early with a box of pastéis de nata, a Portuguese pastry meant as a peace offering tied to Ashleigh's fantasy of moving to Portugal. She and Ashleigh avoid each other all day; when Ashleigh leaves, she thanks Daphne flatly, with no clear sign of forgiveness.
Daphne returns to an empty apartment, again abandoned by Miles, and finds a small box of fudge with a scribbled note: 'Sorry I missed you.' She laughs at how absurdly underwhelming it is, recognizing she did the same kind of half-gesture to Ashleigh. She ignores a call from her father and busies herself sorting wedding leftovers for the Read-a-thon, trying not to dwell on the looming Maryland library interview.
Then Peter unexpectedly arrives at her door. He confesses he and Petra called off their engagement, admits he was afraid of commitment, and begs Daphne to take him back, invoking their old life, his family, and their shared routines. Daphne resists, telling him she doesn't want to hurt him but can't trust him, and that the life he's offering—his house, his friends, his perfect family she always felt she was auditioning for—isn't actually the life she wants.
Daphne realizes that her real picture of family is small, messy moments with her mom, and that she is genuinely over Peter. She tells him no, confirming to herself that her feelings for Miles aren't a rebound. As Peter leaves, he lashes out, telling her Miles spent the previous day helping Petra move out, just minutes after they ended things. Daphne is gutted but refuses to react, recognizing that even if it's true, she still doesn't want to be part of the 'wrong we.' She shuts the door on Peter, choosing solitude over a relationship that isn't right.
Who Appears
- Daphne VincentSleepless and heartbroken, she makes amends with Ashleigh, rejects Peter's plea to reunite, and chooses solitude over a wrong relationship.
- Peter CollinsDaphne's ex-fiancé; arrives to confess his engagement to Petra ended and beg Daphne back, then spitefully reveals Miles helped Petra move out.
- AshleighStill hurt by Daphne's neglect; accepts the Portuguese pastry peace offering with cool, neutral thanks but no clear forgiveness.
- MilesAbsent again from the apartment; leaves only a box of fudge and a brief apology note. Reportedly spent the day helping Petra move out.
- HarveyLibrary coworker who greets Daphne at opening and gently teases her about the pastry choice.
- LandonEvening-shift coworker who arrives to relieve Ashleigh and witnesses the strained exchange between her and Daphne.
- PetraPeter's now ex-fiancée; their engagement ended mutually, per Peter, and Miles allegedly helped her move out.