The Devils
by Joe Abercrombie
Contents
The Start of a Bad Joke
Overview
In the Chapel's shabby quarters, Balthazar mocks his companions, the Church, and the plan to put Alexia on Troy's throne. Child Pope Benedicta and Cardinals Zizka and Bock formally bind the group to escort Alexia, obey Brother Diaz, and enthrone her.
Balthazar initially assumes the ritual is incompetent and easily broken, but his attempt to reject the mission makes him violently sick. The chapter confirms that the expedition is now magically enforced, raising the stakes for a group that already distrusts one another.
Summary
Balthazar Sham Ivam Draxi broods in the Chapel of the Holy Expediency's miserable quarters, less offended by the cold, hunger, and confinement than by the humiliation of serving with people he considers beneath him. He contemptuously sizes up the others present: Baron Rikard the aging vampire, the silent elf, Jakob of Thorn the hard-faced jailer, and Brother Diaz, whom Balthazar sees as a frightened and incompetent priest.
Cardinals Zizka and Bock arrive with a procession of overwrought acolytes and Child Pope Benedicta. Benedicta behaves more like an impatient child than an awe-inspiring pontiff, joking with the prisoners and delaying business, while one acolyte collapses from exhaustion. During the confusion, Balthazar quietly traps a blank prayer-sheet under his foot, already thinking ahead to escape and revenge.
Benedicta applies the binding with a simple stroke of red ink on each captive's wrist. Balthazar is appalled by how crude the ritual appears, especially when Cardinal Bock casually improvises the wording: the group must conduct Princess Alexia to Troy, obey Brother Diaz, and see Alexia enthroned as Empress of the East before returning. When Alexia is indicated, Balthazar judges her a shabby, frightened impostor and the whole mission a ridiculous fantasy.
Benedicta adds that if they do not give the task their best effort, they will feel very sick, and she tells them to be nice to one another. After the pope and cardinals leave, Balthazar dismisses the entire binding as laughably weak. Convinced he can ignore it, he immediately starts imagining escape and vengeance instead of helping Alexia.
That defiance triggers the binding at once: Balthazar is suddenly overwhelmed and vomits violently across the floor. The elf calmly informs him that this is the binding at work and that it functions better than he assumed. The chapter ends with Balthazar forced to accept that the Church's childish-looking spell is real, and that he cannot simply walk away from the journey to Troy.
Who Appears
- Balthazar Sham Ivam Draxivain necromancer who scorns the Chapel, doubts the mission, and learns the binding truly controls him
- Benedicta Ichild pope who casually performs the binding and orders the group to take Alexia to Troy
- Brother Diazanxious priest identified as the group's leader, whose instructions the bound companions must obey
- Cardinal Bocksenior churchwoman who helps frame the binding's terms and treats the dangerous mission with odd calm
- Cardinal Zizkastern cardinal who oversees the binding ceremony and pushes the business forward
- Princess Alexiafrightened would-be heir to Troy, presented as the person the Chapel must escort and enthrone
- The elfquiet, bleak companion who receives the binding and dryly confirms its power to Balthazar
- Baron Rikardelderly vampire member of the Chapel who greets the church retinue with sardonic remarks
- Jakob of Thorngrim veteran guarding the group during the ceremony