5: Xavier

Contains spoilers

Overview

Xavier and Samantha continue their first date after the rescue cruise, sharing playful banter and deepening attraction. Xavier proposes miniature golf after a quick stop at his apartment, where Samantha meets his dog Jake and casually inspects his space. They head to a late-night entertainment venue, but upon arrival Xavier senses something off and discovers all his friends are there. The chapter ends on that surprise, setting up a social complication for the date.

Summary

On the sunset cruise, Xavier offers Samantha the cherry from his drink, reflecting privately that he likes her more than the treat. He recalls bringing her extra cheese popovers and feels a strong urge to give her small gifts, including a succulent he brought when he picked her up. While Samantha steps away to the restroom, Xavier checks Instagram, discovers Murkle’s Mustard, and follows the account after seeing Samantha’s popular comment.

As the cruise nears its end, Xavier texts his friends for post-cruise date ideas, rejecting food and movies in favor of a place where they can talk. Chris sends a link to a late-night miniature golf and arcade venue called Mother Putters, which Xavier chooses despite personally disliking such places. When Samantha returns, she mentions meeting Renegade, an elderly Pomeranian in the women’s bathroom, and agrees enthusiastically to miniature golf.

Before going, Xavier asks to stop at his apartment to change because he is still damp from diving after Samantha’s phone. Samantha insists on coming in to see his “natural habitat,” teasing him about hidden wedding photos, clown costumes, or flip phones. Xavier allows it and they drive to his place, where his dog, Jake, greets them.

While Xavier showers and changes, Samantha explores the apartment and later jokes about him only having French’s mustard in the refrigerator. They banter about mustard brands and hot dogs, and Samantha comments that she likes Jake, though his haircut is odd. She also guesses Xavier is rarely home, and Xavier explains he now brings Jake to work and worries about the dog being recognized, prompting Samantha to suggest disguising him with a pink bandanna.

Xavier gives Samantha a hoodie in case it gets cold, and they leave for Mother Putters. As they arrive, Xavier feels an inexplicable sense of foreboding. When they walk inside, he realizes the cause: all of his friends are there, creating an unexpected social twist at the end of their otherwise intimate date.

Who Appears

  • Dr. Xavier Rush
    veterinarian and narrator; plans post-cruise date, brings Samantha to his apartment to change, and takes her to miniature golf; senses foreboding upon arrival and finds his friends there.
  • Samantha Diaz
    Xavier’s date; engages in playful banter, meets Xavier’s dog, explores his apartment, and agrees to miniature golf.
  • Jake
    Xavier’s dog; greets Samantha and rests with his head in her lap.
  • Renegade
    elderly Pomeranian at the cruise venue’s women’s bathroom; mentioned as friendly to Samantha and known to Xavier.
  • Jesse
    Xavier’s friend; appears via text with a “Hotel?” suggestion and later present at Mother Putters.
  • Mike
    Xavier’s friend; texts a movie suggestion and a laughing emoji; present at Mother Putters.
  • Chris
    Xavier’s friend; suggests Mother Putters and is present there.
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