Chapter Sixteen

Contains spoilers

Overview

Lila escapes to a Hampstead pub for a strictly non-date drink with Jensen, where they trade frank stories about relationships, aging, and his past breakdown and engagement. The tenuous calm shatters when Violet calls: Bill and Gene escalate a petty photo dispute into a physical confrontation, leaving Gene on the ground and Bill shut in his room. Lila cuts the evening short as Jensen drives her home. The chapter contrasts Lila’s brief glimpse of adult respite with the chaos awaiting her household.

Summary

Lila heads to a shabby Hampstead pub, relishing a brief escape from home and choosing a Diet Coke. She meets Jensen, notices his cleaned-up look, and immediately frames the outing as a non-date, explaining she needed company without having to recount her marital collapse to friends.

They banter awkwardly about dating apps, age, and vulnerability, with Jensen teasing that Lila pushes people away to avoid feeling exposed. After some friction, Jensen offers a conciliatory compliment and they find common ground in their shared preference for scuffed, lived-in spaces over minimalist perfection.

The conversation deepens as Lila contrasts her taste with Dan’s pristine new life, and Jensen reveals a past engagement to a partner obsessed with matching decor, the relationship unraveling after his breakdown, rehab, and a betrayal with a work colleague. They agree compatibility and love do not always align.

Jensen recounts his City career on Foreign Exchange, the ultimatum that led to his engagement, and the aftermath, while Lila enjoys the relief of listening to someone else’s complications. Their rapport stabilizes into an easy, candid exchange.

Violet then calls with an emergency: Bill placed a wedding photo of himself and Francesca; Gene retaliated by placing his own wedding photo with Francesca beside it, claimed Francesca looked happier with him, and provoked Bill into chasing him into the garden with a chopping implement. Gene fell on concrete and says he cannot get up, while Bill has locked himself in his room.

The brief window of respite snaps shut. Lila ends the outing, and Jensen, having understood the situation, offers to drive her home immediately.

Who Appears

  • Lila
    Protagonist; meets Jensen for a non-date drink, shares candid reflections, then rushes home after Violet’s emergency call.
  • Jensen
    Gardener and confidant; gently challenges Lila, shares past breakdown and failed engagement, offers to drive her home.
  • Violet
    Lila’s daughter; calls urgently to report Bill and Gene’s photo-fueled confrontation and Gene’s fall.
  • Bill
    Lila’s stepfather; places his wedding photo with Francesca, erupts after Gene’s provocation, then locks himself in his room.
  • Gene
    Lila’s biological father; goads Bill by displaying his own wedding photo with Francesca, falls in the garden and claims he cannot rise.
  • Dan
    Lila’s estranged husband; referenced in Lila’s reflections on drinking and minimalist tastes.
  • Eleanor
    Lila’s friend; mentioned as unavailable, prompting Lila to meet Jensen instead.
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