The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo
by Taylor Jenkins Reid
Contents
Chapter 16
Overview
A tabloid story threatens Evelyn and Don’s public image just as Little Women wraps and awards buzz rises. Evelyn, with Harry and Celia’s support, engineers a staged miscarriage call and orchestrates Paula’s firing to provoke a sympathetic leak, prioritizing career survival over truth.
The plan exposes Sunset’s fading control over the press, deepens Evelyn’s alliance with Celia, and reveals Evelyn’s willingness to manipulate narratives to protect her status and marriage optics.
Summary
Evelyn confronts Harry with a damaging Sub Rosa article about her marriage, learning Sunset Studios can no longer buy favorable coverage. Celia arrives, and amid their shared frustration they reflect on having just wrapped Little Women, the late-night coaching that improved Evelyn’s craft, and growing awards buzz that makes optics more urgent.
When Harry suggests a public outing to manage the story, Evelyn refuses, wary of being seen with “single Celia” and worsening speculation. Parsing a line about being unkind to the help, Evelyn concludes her maid, Paula, leaked to the tabloid and decides Paula must go. Evelyn worries audiences will resent a woman who won’t give her husband a baby and that Don will look weak, raising the stakes for both careers.
Evelyn asks Harry to arrange a serious-sounding call from Dr. Lopani at six and drafts exact wording to imply a pregnancy in jeopardy. Don storms in, angry and demanding a plan; Evelyn keeps Celia in the room and proposes faking a miscarriage to redirect public sentiment. Don rejects being pitied, but Harry argues pity sells, and Celia underscores that the public will sympathize if they believe Evelyn cannot carry a child.
That evening, Paula answers the doctor’s call, and Evelyn performs audible grief while Don listens. Soon after, Don fires Paula with calculated cruelty to ensure she runs to the tabloids. The maneuver is designed to reframe the couple as victims of tragedy rather than targets of scorn, preserving their box-office appeal as awards chatter grows.
Who Appears
- Evelyn HugoActress and narrator; devises a fake miscarriage scheme to counter a tabloid hit and protect her image.
- HarryStudio ally handling damage control; arranges the staged doctor call and backs the sympathy strategy.
- DonEvelyn’s husband; angered by the article, demands a plan, then fires Paula to provoke a leak.
- Celia St. JamesCo-star and friend; coaches Evelyn, supports the plan, and frames the power of public pity.
- PaulaEvelyn’s maid; suspected tabloid source, overhears the staged call, then is fired to ensure she leaks.
- Dr. LopaniPhysician who phones with a scripted message to seed the false miscarriage narrative.