All Fours
by Miranda July
Contents
Chapter 23
Overview
The narrator and Harris begin living out their "favored nations" agreement: he quickly finds a girlfriend named Paige, an acquaintance and therapist, while the narrator has yet to date anyone but pins her aspirations on the butch sculptor Lore Estes. Their sexual relationship ends, and the narrator wrestles with jealousy, the loss of old primacy, and the strange freedom of waking each morning knowing she can do anything she wants. Meanwhile, they shield Sam from the changes, and the narrator resists her inherited impulse to confide in her child.
Summary
The narrator tells Jordi about the "favored nations" arrangement with Harris. Jordi is stunned and needs a cigarette. She explains the Quaker concept of the "Third Thing"—a conversational topic that belongs to neither party, allowing the soul to speak indirectly—and the narrator recognizes the telephotographer roleplay served this function. The narrator grapples with what replaces the old marriage dream, comparing it to outgrowing Santa Claus: nothing replaces it except reality. When Jordi asks who she'd want to date, the narrator's eyes land on a card for sculptor Lore Estes, and she admits she'd want someone "that butch." Jordi gives her the card.
For nearly two months, the arrangement stays abstract: Harris spends Monday nights at his office, the narrator spends Wednesday nights in the Excelsior district, and each morning she wakes with a sense of total freedom. Then Harris nervously reveals he had a dinner date on a Monday night and went back to the woman's place. The narrator reels but accepts the cost of her morning freedom. Two weeks later, Harris tells her the woman is now his girlfriend—a word that devastates the narrator, who remembers when she herself held that title.
The girlfriend is Paige, a forty-six-year-old red-headed therapist they've known as an acquaintance, divorced with no kids, who lives a few blocks away. Paige calls the narrator, and they have an awkward but mutually gracious conversation. The narrator tries to share information about perimenopause—asking about Paige's sleep issues and vaginal dryness—but Paige interprets the dryness question as competitive and territorial. The narrator apologizes profusely and realizes she cannot control what Paige tells Harris; the old idea of primacy doesn't apply in this new structure.
The narrator begins covering up with the pink robe around the house, sensing Harris's discomfort with casual nudity now that he has a girlfriend. They explicitly confirm that sex between them is over. Harris asks if she's dating anyone; she says not yet but expects it will happen, possibly with a woman. Harris says he knows her.
The narrator pins the Lore Estes exhibition card above her desk beside the real estate card and cross-country map. Sam notices the new card and asks about it. The narrator describes the artist as a "role model," careful not to reveal the marital changes yet. She reflects on how her own parents overshared with her as a child, treating her as wise and clairvoyant, and reminds herself that therapists debunked this approach. Sam asks to print pictures of role models and chooses Charlie Chaplin, RuPaul, and the Apple logo.
Who Appears
- NarratorProcesses the reality of the open marriage, copes with Harris's new girlfriend, and eyes future dating with women.
- HarrisQuickly begins dating Paige, becomes her committed boyfriend, and ends sexual intimacy with the narrator.
- JordiThe narrator's sculptor friend, stunned by the arrangement; introduces the Quaker 'Third Thing' concept and gives the Lore Estes card.
- PaigeHarris's new girlfriend, a forty-six-year-old red-headed therapist and acquaintance who calls the narrator to introduce herself.
- SamThe narrator and Harris's child, unaware of the marital changes, who prints pictures of role models.