All Fours
by Miranda July
Contents
Chapter 26
Overview
The narrator and Harris tell Sam about their nonconforming family, and Sam takes the news with pragmatic calm. At a doctor's appointment, the narrator learns that postmenopausal mental health often improves dramatically, and a spontaneous text survey of older women confirms a hopeful vision of what lies ahead. Though friends mostly resist the narrator's evangelism about open marriage, Paige proves a genuine ally, and the narrator and Harris finally break through to an easy, honest friendship—the best their relationship has ever been.
Summary
The chapter opens with Sam innocently mentioning a classmate named Paige—the same name as Harris's girlfriend—prompting the narrator and Harris to decide it's time to tell Sam about their nonconforming family arrangement. They collaboratively write a script in a shared Google doc, rehearse their parts, and plan to deliver the speech after dinner, using Sam's Popsicle request as their cue. The narrator practices the speech obsessively, even sharing it with Jordi and reviewing it in a doctor's waiting room.
At her annual appointment with Dr. Mendoza, the narrator discusses perimenopause and learns that postmenopausal women often experience their best mental health since childhood, as hormonal cycling ends and patriarchal claims on the reproductive body recede. Inspired, the narrator texts older women she knows asking what's best about life after menopause. The responses flood in: chronic migraines stopping, feeling like a nine-year-old again, losing faith in God and gaining freedom, depression lifting, relational patterns becoming visible, the joy of being unseen, fierce autonomy. The narrator reads these messages in her car, deeply moved by the eagerness with which women share their experiences.
That evening, Sam refuses a Popsicle for the first time ever, forcing the narrator and Harris to deliver their speech without the planned cue. Sam takes the news calmly, asking whether they'll marry their new partners and whether extra screen time is now on the table. The narrator declines the screen time request, noting that Sam is growing up alongside them.
The narrator then tells friends about her arrangement, hoping to inspire them, but meets resistance. Cassie fears Harris will leave; Nazanin feels tricked because she'd been told it was a thought exercise; Talia has no interest in diversifying her marriage. Only the narrator's mother responds positively, saying it's what most people would want—though the narrator wonders if that reflects her mother's own unfulfilled desires rather than a universal truth.
Paige, visiting the house for the first time, proves to be a genuine ally. She notices the narrator's ceramic lions hidden behind clutter and insists they deserve to be displayed, which the narrator interprets as psychic solidarity—both women expanding into their lives despite fear. Harris and the narrator stop using "husband" and "wife," and the three of them—Harris, the narrator, and Sam—create a family coat of arms representing honesty, capacious holding, and their unchanging roles as Mama and Papa.
Gradually, the narrator and Harris achieve a breakthrough in their own relationship: the exhausting formality that marked their marriage lifts, replaced by an easy, deep friendship. They stay up late talking, meet for lunch, and watch each other navigate new relationships with curiosity rather than resentment. The narrator tells Jordi they've "broken through," and Jordi tells her to enjoy it. The narrator does a silly little dance, cautiously celebrating.
Who Appears
- NarratorCo-scripts the family speech, learns hopeful truths about menopause, evangelizes her arrangement, and celebrates a breakthrough friendship with Harris.
- HarrisCo-writes and delivers the speech to Sam, suggests dropping husband/wife labels, and achieves a new ease in his relationship with the narrator.
- SamThe narrator and Harris's child who takes the nonconforming family news calmly and negotiates for extra screen time.
- Dr. MendozaThe narrator's gynecologist who explains that postmenopausal mental health often improves and contextualizes perimenopause within a broader life transition.
- PaigeHarris's girlfriend who visits the house for the first time, notices the ceramic lions, and proves a genuine ally to the narrator.
- KrisThe narrator's partner, mentioned in the family speech and ongoing conversations but not directly present.
- CassieFriend who worries Harris will leave the narrator and says she only wants to want, not to have.
- NazaninFriend who feels tricked because the narrator previously framed the open arrangement as just a thought exercise.
- TaliaFriend who rejects the narrator's encouragement to open her marriage, content bonding with her husband over shared dislikes.
- JordiThe narrator's therapist who praises the couple's breakthrough and tells her to enjoy it.