The Emperor of Gladness
by Ocean Vuong
Contents
Chapter 17
Overview
BJ’s long-awaited wrestling debut turns into a public humiliation when her improvised Deez Nuts persona, Maureen’s banjo entrance, and a badly received win over Miss Magician make her look absurd instead of rising. Her fantasy of being discovered collapses further when DJ Red Card reveals he is only there to sell weed, not offer a career-changing deal. Yet the chapter ends by redirecting BJ’s need for recognition into something real: after a hostile encounter with a rival pizza shop, she, Hai, and Sony rescue a freezing homeless man, and BJ finally succeeds not as a performer but as a caretaker and manager.
Summary
On a sleety January night, the HomeMarket crew rides to Hairy Harry’s to watch BJ’s biggest wrestling match yet. While BJ briefs everyone on new corporate pizza bagels, Hai notices her anxiety about the show and about DJ Red Card, a producer and unofficial scout she believes could launch her career. After someone spray-paints the catering van with Deez Nuts, BJ impulsively adopts the graffiti as her wrestler name, treating the accident as a sign that she should take a bigger risk.
Backstage, BJ prepares to beat the beloved veteran Miss Magician in a planned passing-of-the-torch match. Hai tries to steady her, but BJ grows self-conscious about the crowd and desperate for validation, especially once she spots her parents in the audience. Her entrance begins strongly, but BJ’s idea of having Maureen accompany her on banjo turns disastrous: the crowd boos the slow, awkward routine, then erupts for Miss Magician’s far more polished entrance. The match itself is clumsy and overcareful, and BJ’s staged victory reads not as a triumph but as a ridiculous, mean-spirited takedown of a local favorite.
Afterward, BJ breaks down in the van, ashamed that she paid an entry fee only to become a joke in front of her parents and the crowd. Her hope of professional recognition collapses completely when Maureen brings DJ Red Card to the van and he reveals that he is not offering a contract at all, but trying to sell weed. Red Card bluntly says another wrestler has the marketable look and online following he wants, so BJ buys marijuana from him and is left with both her humiliation and the knowledge that her dream was never seriously considered.
On the drive back, Maureen talks about alternate timelines and the Mandela effect, while BJ angrily explains that the banjo gimmick was meant to teach the crowd about the instrument’s African roots before white bluegrass culture claimed it. Back at HomeMarket, the crew orders pizza from nearby Sgt. Pepper’s, only for a teenage delivery girl to hurl both pizzas at the van and accuse HomeMarket of using pizza bagels to destroy her family’s small business. After Wayne and Maureen leave, BJ, Hai, and Sony sit in the lot eating slices peeled off the windshield and talking about East Gladness, with BJ wanting escape and Sony insisting the town has still cared for him.
The night shifts again when the three spot what they think is an injured coyote crawling toward HomeMarket’s door. Approaching with caution, they discover instead a freezing homeless man wrapped in a sleeping bag: the same man Hai has seen under the bridge. Because the man has lost his better sleeping bag and hurt his ankle, he is close to collapse, so BJ unlocks the store, carries him inside, warms him, gives him cornbread, and decides to cook more food. After a night in which public performance made her feel ridiculous, BJ finds a more genuine authority in feeding and sheltering someone who needs help, proudly reclaiming her role as HomeMarket’s manager.
Who Appears
- BJHomeMarket manager whose wrestling debut implodes, then regains dignity by rescuing and feeding a freezing homeless man.
- HaiSupports BJ through the disastrous show, reflects on other possible lives, and helps identify the man outside HomeMarket.
- MaureenCoworker whose banjo entrance sabotages BJ’s act, then comforts her and talks about alternate universes.
- SonyLoyal coworker who admires BJ, defends East Gladness, and helps bring the freezing man into safety.
- WayneCoworker who watches the match, jokes through the aftermath, and tries to keep peace in the van.
- DJ Red CardSupposed producer and scout who crushes BJ’s hopes by revealing he only wants to sell weed.
- Miss Magician (Nora Jiménez)Beloved veteran wrestler whose planned loss to BJ only makes BJ look worse to the crowd.
- Man under the bridgeHomeless man nearly frozen outside HomeMarket, rescued by BJ, Hai, and Sony.
- Sgt. Pepper’s delivery girlTeenage pizza worker who throws the order at the van and accuses HomeMarket of crushing local business.