The Heaven & Earth Grocery Store
by James McBride
Contents
12. Monkey Pants
Overview
Dodo is returned to Pennhurst after his fall, quickly sedated, labeled an “imbecile,” stripped of his belongings, and deposited in the brutal Ward C-1. There he meets “Monkey Pants,” a severely disabled boy who struggles to communicate but clearly recognizes Dodo’s danger among adult patients. Monkey Pants teaches Dodo the core survival rule—play stupid and stay silent—and then distracts threatening attention from Dodo by soiling himself.
Summary
Dodo arrives at Pennhurst’s hospital wing badly hurt from his fall off Chona Malachi’s roof: both ankles broken, hip shattered, and his right fibula snapped. After a week in a Pottstown hospital bed in traction and handcuffed, the handcuffs are removed at Pennhurst admissions, where Dodo—confused and expecting Aunt Addie and Uncle Nate—struggles to get up and is sedated.
A doctor with a foreign accent performs a quick exam that Dodo cannot understand through the drug fog and declares him an “imbecile.” Attendants bag Dodo’s belongings, including marbles Chona gave him for luck, and Dodo never sees any of it again. He is wheeled away from the bright admissions area into darker corridors where a growing stench overwhelms him; when Dodo vomits, attendants respond by strapping him into a straitjacket and continuing on.
Dodo is left on Ward C-1, a crowded ninety-bed ward, still in traction and unable to move. When Dodo wakes, he sees a painfully thin white boy in the next steel crib, twisted into severe knots and wearing only a diaper and undershirt; Dodo privately names him “Monkey Pants.” Alone in the ward during the day, Dodo tries to communicate and cries for home, while Monkey Pants watches, attempts to speak, and struggles to make himself understood.
Dodo gradually realizes Monkey Pants is urgently trying to teach him something, using eye movements and strenuous, spastic gestures. After Dodo sings a hymn to comfort himself, Monkey Pants becomes purposeful and, with great effort, raises a finger to his lips in a clear warning. Dodo understands the message: to survive here, Dodo must play dumb, stay quiet, and not reveal himself.
As adult male patients begin wandering back into the ward and move toward the new boy, Monkey Pants curls into his protective posture and soils his diaper, creating a stink that draws attention away from Dodo. Dodo recognizes the gesture as deliberate protection—an act of solidarity and love in a place defined by cruelty and loneliness.
Who Appears
- DodoDeaf orphan returned to Pennhurst; injured in traction, sedated, mislabeled, and warned to play dumb.
- Monkey PantsDisabled boy in the adjacent crib; communicates survival tactics and protects Dodo by distraction.
- Pennhurst admissions doctorQuickly examines Dodo under sedation and declares him an “imbecile.”
- Pennhurst attendantsTransport Dodo, bag his belongings, and restrain him with a straitjacket after he vomits.
- Aunt AddieDodo’s guardian, absent from the hospital; appears in Dodo’s fearful memories.
- Uncle NateDodo’s guardian; recalled through Dodo’s memories of music and home.
- Chona MalachiRemembered as Dodo’s protector; her marbles and the roof incident haunt Dodo.
- Doc RobertsReferenced in Dodo’s memories as the man involved in the assault and ensuing struggle.
- Ward C-1 patientsAdult men who return to the ward and threaten the vulnerable new arrival.