Chapter Twenty-Seven
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Alice enters Dis with Gradus and witnesses a city of scholars trapped in endless, hopeless dissertation rituals. The bazaar peddles shortcuts and excuses, while a workshop exposes denial and rancor.
When fire rains and Cerberus arrives, Shades embrace pain for sensation. Gertrude rejects reincarnation, promises rebellion and a way out, and Alice chooses to follow her over Gradus’s objections.
Summary
Gradus brings Alice to the gates of Dis, brushed past the guard Shade Parmenides, and into a courtyard where robed scholars submit dissertations to an irretrievable slot and wait without feedback. Debate swirls about who judges their work and whether victims’ forgiveness matters, but no answers appear.
In the Writing Bazaar, Alice encounters frantic copyeditors, a confessional bookseller, and Nessus, a deity hawking ghostwritten essays for a price. Gradus warns all of it is distraction by design. They skirt Laplace’s Demon, whose determinism seduces Shades with blame-free explanations. Pressed, Gradus admits he has never seen a dissertation pass and suspects the task is a cruel, endless exercise. Alice privately confronts her own culpability for Peter’s death and doubts that confession alone could ever suffice.
Gradus steers Alice into a workshop chaired by dour Shades dissecting Professor Bent’s manifesto, which blames and demeans his wife while rejecting confession. Gertrude, a severe woman Shade, interjects to question the value of reincarnation and argue for remaking Hell rather than escaping it. The discussion devolves into scorn and then a scuffle.
Embers begin falling like stars, igniting the bazaar. Shades sprint toward the flames in delight, welcoming pain because it breaks monotony. Cerberus bursts through the walls; volunteers beg to be mauled, and the beast obliges. Gradus explains pain here is only sensation, and the crowd’s ecstasy is preferable to dead time.
Gertrude remains calm, rejecting both writing and reincarnation as weak escape. She invites Alice to the Rebel Citadel, promising a way out. Gradus urges Alice to refuse, but Alice, stung by his manipulations and drawn by Gertrude’s resolve, takes Gertrude’s hand. They open a hidden door to a spiraling stair, and Alice chooses to follow.
Who Appears
- Alice Law
Protagonist; tours Dis, confronts guilt, witnesses spectacle of pain, and chooses to follow Gertrude.
- John Gradus
Shade guide; explains Dis’s systems, rejects scams, admits no one passes, opposes Gertrude.
- Gertrude
Defiant Shade; rejects reincarnation, urges rebellion, offers Alice a way out via the Rebel Citadel.
- Parmenides
Gate Shade of Dis; nosy, trades in stories, briefly challenges their entry.
- Nessus
Chthonic deity; charismatic essay-mill hawker who hints at predatory payment in souls.
- Laplace’s Demon
Determinist deity; crowds with flattering explanations that absolve responsibility.
- Chairman
Workshop leader; manages critiques, enforces rules, presides as debate descends into brawl.
- Professor Bent
Workshop author; misogynistic manifesto, denies confession, quarrels physically with peers.
- Professor Brown
Workshop critic; challenges Bent’s tone and methodology during review.
- Cerberus
Three-headed hound; bursts in, mauls eager Shades seeking pain for stimulation.
- Copyediting Shade
Obsessive proofreader; agonizes over formatting as the bazaar ignites around her.
- Confessional Bookseller
Hawker of Augustine, Rousseau, and similar texts; tempts Shades toward imitation.